take him up top

Rob, swindle, scam

“I need to find an old man and take him up top for these expensive text books !

by Anilaz33 August 24, 2020

take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

by xxxdiesel May 25, 2014

just take a break january

after the long grueling month of Destroy Dick December you can enjoy Just Take A Break January

after day 31 of destroy dick december i am ready to start just take a break january

by aceofspades8 November 29, 2017

Which seat can I take?

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

by N A Q April 4, 2011

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.

A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.

Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

by currybomb July 27, 2010

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!

This is a rather popular quote from the dubbed version of the anime; Death Note. All anime fans know this quote and it is possibly one of the most epic anime moments ever.

Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: ZOMG HE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: *faints*

by Kisame-sama February 7, 2010