New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

sock

something that keeps your feet warm.

i need a GODDAMN sock.

by umm AMONG USS December 25, 2022

thot les sock

A boy that is a thot who has a foot fetish that sleeps and cuddles with dirty unwashed socks

He cannot be reasoned with what a thot les sock

a thot les sock will always have a drink in there hand or is drunk

He didn’t stack the dishwasher what a thot les sock

by Dave’s diary January 6, 2023

sock chewing

Sock Chewing is an alternative to "Dick rider".. consist of a beta male with low self esteem and/or lack of swagger.. they closely follow the alpha male mimicking and co signing everything they say and do

Everytime I see Cam, he got that other mf with him...I dont fk with his Sock Chewing ass

by Bugashuga99 July 4, 2023

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

3 Sock uniform

A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia

Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform

by Lawsonavy August 18, 2023

Himalayan Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your girl and you pull out so fast, it inverts the anus resembling a pink sock. To make it a Himalayan pink sock, you sprinkle salt on it for extra spice.

I gave my girl a Himalayan pink sock. She squealed with delight at the added intensity.

by Nemout August 31, 2023