Girl 1: Jim my came over last night and I totally caught him with his "snake eye" out
Girl 2: ew what a fucking pervert
Girl 2: ew what a fucking pervert
by Jabbaboi August 1, 2016

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."
by qbillustration July 18, 2013

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