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bless my phone

by apps54 September 2, 2020
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Always on my ass

It means to annoy or be on someone constant or always behind your back and it's mean to do that.
My Teacher is always on my ass that I didn't turn in my project last week.
by Bikerninja1997 July 10, 2018
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Paid my dues

When you've put in the time and effort in the past, so that you don't have to work as hard in the present or future.
When the restaurant's most experienced waiter was asked if she wanted to work during Christmas day, she declined, saying "I've paid my dues."
by D. Y. Vetz December 7, 2020
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shit of my career

A landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief.
"I just had the shit of my career," Amy said with a sly grin.
by texasguy September 28, 2006
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Because of my concussion...

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
by Avon67 February 24, 2011
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rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.
guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll
by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019
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Raped My Ears

When someone talks continually, and doesn't shut up...to the point that you feel as though your ears have been violated.
Kay just raped my ears!!! Doesn't she know that no means no?! Shut up already!!
by MILF Tittts June 14, 2014
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