Horse Charley

When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.

Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"

Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."

by fr00tl00pb0i May 1, 2019

hold my horses

hold on, wait

take time guys, i can hold my horses

by Jenny Đinh December 19, 2016

Horse Pop

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.

“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”

by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021

Horse cheese soup sauce

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin

We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich

by Matt sherl September 1, 2019

Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 1, 2024

Charlie Horse

A Charlie Horse is a neck pain that some people wake up having after sleeping with their neck in a strange or uncomfortable position. A Charlie Horse makes it hard for someone to move their neck one way or another or even moving it at all without having it hurt.

Tommy: aww... I think I have a neck cramp, because it hurts to move!
Gretchen: why don’t you just call it a Charlie Horse?

by Stiff dead duck with flies August 14, 2018