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Dad

Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall
by Sugogndeze Mama March 23, 2022
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Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you
by Partymaster October 10, 2016
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Dad

Dad has kids with his wife. He always tells dumb jokes but can be nice and funny at times. Doesn’t like spending a lot of money even tho we have plenty of it. We live very cheap his kids are not allowed to flush the toilet and after his kids are done In the bath he saves the bath water.
Dad: when I was young I looked at the moon

Son: I know
by Smart definitions December 22, 2019
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My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be
My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back
by Lulej4 May 4, 2023
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Dad's fault

General principle or rule stating any and all negative or disproved actions are Dad's fault, regardless of which family members are involved in the situation.
Mom's car is out of gas, it's Dad's fault.
by Rajuor July 29, 2025
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Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.
"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag
by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018
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Dad

by :)()()()()() December 7, 2017
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