Potato

A potato is a beautiful existance. POTATO POWER!
You: Hey, look. A potato! Potato: Im a beautiful existance.
by I()Cats January 01, 2023
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A person who is shaped and acts like a potato
There's the popular girls and there's the pretty girls and I look like a ... potato, a kawaii potato
by potato person 55 October 14, 2018
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Women who often resemble potatoes, in both figure, and facial looks, who take it upon themselves to look down on attractive women. They are generally miserable, and rude.
That potato on Facebook, is always telling me to cover my arms, because I am causing her husband to look at me.
by Hot Chicky Babe January 17, 2020
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A potato is when you get a cub on lioden that has 2 to no markings.
"My best lady gave birth today! I wonder how her cubs look!"
*lookie*
"AWWW it has only one marking! Stupid potato!"
*throws to the giving tree*
by Some random lioden gal January 22, 2019
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1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.
"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"
by Davikins June 30, 2013
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Person: why are you so obsessed with potatoes?

Me: i am president potato
by StrangerFan011 April 27, 2018
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The most delicious and sexy vegetable to exist and the small potatoes are the best singers the the world and everyone loves potatoes
by Ilovesshrek69 November 03, 2022
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