Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad pack

Half way between a dad bod and a six pack

“Woah look at his dad pack”

by anonymous July 13, 2022

dad

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Dad.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019

Dad

Somehing you dont have

Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad:

by bigmilkers69 June 12, 2022