bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

sketch-o-clock

Texting the opposite gender past 12:00 am.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.

usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.

"OMG brad texted me!!!" "Giirrrllll he texted you at 12:00 am, it's sketch-o-clock, he wants something"

by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020

Boob-O-Gram

An alternate name for a Mammogram

When I turned 40 I had my first boob-o-gram. What an ordeal!

by keshazel November 8, 2013

Garb O’ Darb

Garb O’ Darb was a person whom was born in the 1850s. Not much is known about his life, although he was known for garbing all the time. He tended to gas off as well. He died in an avalanche in 1903.

Garb O’ Darb gasses off a lot.

by WeirdPerson746 May 18, 2023

Log O' Rhythm

When a man dances to music in such a manner that his penis jiggles in rhythm with the beat of the music. In its most common form, the male is nude and his dancing technique is centered around pelvic thrusts. Some scholars assert that this is the male equivalent of Twerking.

While Matodgey wasn't a great rave dancer or square dancer, his Log o' Rhythm stylings were an unparalleled hit with the ladies.

I'm impressed he maintained his Log o' Rhythm despite the song being 110 beats per minute. No wonder he is sore.

by Matodgey January 7, 2010

Porn-O-Potty

Watching porn from your phone whilst sitting on the toilet!

I need to take a dump. I'm going to o go use the porn-o-potty. Nothing like good porn and a good shit.

by Ahshemoto April 30, 2020

blown o ring

Its what happens when you fart so badly that the thick layer of skin is a.k.a leather donut) is ripped and shredded to peices usually caused from to much anal sex

He got blown o ring did you hear him fart? I can tell by the sound

by camping buddy June 11, 2017