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That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head
Oh you have a hat on your head
by dombomb762 July 21, 2020
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Hat trick hootchie

A woman that has sex with 3 generations of a single family granpa dad and college aged son
Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie
by M I sofakingweetodded May 21, 2017
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National no hat day

Boys and girls this one is for you. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend that just wears hats all the time and it’s annoying? Well this is their week to shine. No hat day is october 30th
Bryan did you know that it’s national no hat day?

No way, i can’t wear a hat today:(
by Ttzig October 27, 2019
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lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once
God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!
by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016
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Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!
by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011
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Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.
Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.
by Peen Peener October 10, 2015
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