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I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.
I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.
by Cubix84 July 4, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.
by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021
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Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.
If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.
by QuacksO March 6, 2024
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Want to have to

That is a future tense assertion being used to describe a past tense action.
Hym "And do you know what I noticed? That. There is no 'want to have to' I didn't. It already occurred. You DON'T work hard. I got more out of binging 10 years worth of psychology lectures than you did sitting through how ever many years of bullshit college you went through and I DID MORE THAN YOU EVER EVEN COULD. That is the only reason you want to have a say in whether or not I get anything. You think you are better. You think there is someone more deserving. And there isn't. You did less and anyone you could think to name did less and by creating a functional AI that is capable of assisting with research I have done more for them that you have."
by Hym Iam January 13, 2025
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I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'
Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity
by Chrisandra February 11, 2023
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