blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

by Elderee January 17, 2015

ass confident

a woman who has a nice booty... loves to show it off and keeps a positive attitude on just about everything; but mainly because she knows she has a phat ass that people love to gawk and stare at.

"girl, i am an ass confident woman, i know i got what it takes to get what i want and how i want it..."

by ces1 October 18, 2008

ass whiplash

Whiplash of the ass

From Futurama season 2, episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils"

Bender: I think I got whiplash!
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!

by yumyumgopop January 30, 2016

Ass Slurpee

When you take a slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to completion three the cover

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book August 13, 2021

cubicle ass

The result of gaining weight, especially in the hips and butt, due to starting a new job where you sit at a desk all day.

Judy used to be hot before she started working again. In the last few months she has developed a bad case of cubicle ass.

by bigtatties August 18, 2011

stoner ass

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed

dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass

by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018

Disco Ass

A sweaty and shitty ass from a night spent on the dingiest of dancefloors.

Can't believe I got back last night and wiped my 'Disco Ass' on Dave's pillow!

by Shneef September 8, 2021