When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
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A spiritual phenomenon where you dream of your soulmate standing in a storm so vividly that you wake up shivering. It involves a reunion at a doorstep, heavy breathing, and a love that shakes you to the core.
I can't focus today, I had a February Rain Dream last night...
You found your way back into my dreams last night.
We had made plans to meet, but I overslept, held back by some strange instinct and when I finally opened the door, the whole world seemed to be drowning in rain.
And there you were. Drenched. Restless. You hadn't even knocked; you were just standing there, waiting. You were taking a deep, soulful drag from a cigarette (I really hope that’s not a new habit). But the second your eyes locked with mine, I saw your shoulders drop, as if you’d been holding your breath for days. You finally closed the distance and just... pulled me in.
You were shaking against me. You were completely soaked, no hat, just those bangs I love, dripping wet and plastered to your forehead. It was a raw, visceral tremor, like your body was trying to physically release all the words we’ve never said, vibrating right against my skin.
And then, we kissed. We kissed until we were breathless, trembling in the quiet aftermath. We held on tight, tracing each other’s outlines just to anchor ourselves in reality, terrified that letting go might mean waking up.
Eventually, the tension broke into laughter. We laughed at the sheer intensity of it, and at my trembling lips. You looked at me with those same mischievous eyes... probably thinking about onions.
It felt like home. I hope that rain catches us soon, for real.
You found your way back into my dreams last night.
We had made plans to meet, but I overslept, held back by some strange instinct and when I finally opened the door, the whole world seemed to be drowning in rain.
And there you were. Drenched. Restless. You hadn't even knocked; you were just standing there, waiting. You were taking a deep, soulful drag from a cigarette (I really hope that’s not a new habit). But the second your eyes locked with mine, I saw your shoulders drop, as if you’d been holding your breath for days. You finally closed the distance and just... pulled me in.
You were shaking against me. You were completely soaked, no hat, just those bangs I love, dripping wet and plastered to your forehead. It was a raw, visceral tremor, like your body was trying to physically release all the words we’ve never said, vibrating right against my skin.
And then, we kissed. We kissed until we were breathless, trembling in the quiet aftermath. We held on tight, tracing each other’s outlines just to anchor ourselves in reality, terrified that letting go might mean waking up.
Eventually, the tension broke into laughter. We laughed at the sheer intensity of it, and at my trembling lips. You looked at me with those same mischievous eyes... probably thinking about onions.
It felt like home. I hope that rain catches us soon, for real.
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Get the Cauliflower ears wet dream mug.The experience of studying in Europe for free, working in a good position there and save money/building up your own company and afterwards moving to the United States to make use of the benefits of capitalism there.
Can only be experienced by people born and raised in an European country.
Can only be experienced by people born and raised in an European country.
He studied mechanical engineering in Berlin, started a company there and when it started making good money, moved it to the States. He's living the Euro-American dream!
She's a supervisor in Pfizer. She actualy studied pharmaceutics in University of Tartu and Stockholm but moved here to live the Euro-American dream!
She's a supervisor in Pfizer. She actualy studied pharmaceutics in University of Tartu and Stockholm but moved here to live the Euro-American dream!
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