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Donkey Punch

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
Donkey Punch by Noameo January 17, 2015
When you post your identity on LinkedIn, people can look up that identity, career info, etc. When they do, they "dink" you on LinkedIn.
I was recruiting a new Sales V.P. and I dinked a guy at LinkedIn.
dinked by Duke Los Angeles October 28, 2012

Donkey punch

While giving it to a woman from behind pull out and slide it in her ass so she goes... eeeeeeeeeeee.... then punch her in the back of her head so she goes....... awwwwwww!!!!!
I'll donkey punch you... again ;-)

donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.
Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!
donkey dick by kevin April 12, 2005

donkeyrinse 

An idiot who doesn't realize that Jeep is made by Chrysler, not GM.
Hey, look, donkeyrinse is a fucking idiot. He added a definition of "Jeep" and claimed that they were made by General Motors. What a goddamned fucking moron!
donkeyrinse by BrianKythri January 31, 2007