Chris Hemsworth

God of thunder from down under hotter than shrimp on the barby. Australian Jesus. A beefy dingo from the land down under. Aussie hunk.

Well, g’day to you, Chris Hemsworth.

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Chris Anthemum

"Gunner's" real name.

"You Know He calls himself Gunner because his real name is Chris Anthemum?"

by Chris Anthemum December 21, 2020

Chris

Hobo

Chris is a hobo

by no.kennedy August 24, 2023

Chris

Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.

Chris is awesome

by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023

CHRIS BACA

some really zesty guy whose fr in love w playboi carti w all of his soul frrr.

he 17, live w his ma, don't got a job, and mah boi js plays video games.
but hey, atleast he luhv God n Jesus fr.

CHRIS BACA is really zesty.

FR?

yeah.

by sullyfrommikewazawski May 30, 2023

The chris

When u see a shawty lookin hella finnnne and feel like busting a nut, obviously in the restroom ;)

Him: I got blueballs you gon’ suck me

Her: he’ll nah
Him: fuck it ima buss The Chris

by Flopovan July 26, 2021

Chris

He is just the best. The cutest, the funniest and he is a famous boy. He has se 3y abs and his below is like 100/100. He likes sports and he is sporty. He will change as he grows but it is better to always keep in touch with him. He is muscular and very big. His dic* is bigger than most of others. He likes short girls but not the one who acts SAVAGE. He has a brown hair and brown eyes. He is just the biggest and every girl has to agree.

Get his number and invite him to your house when you get friendly enough!
Chris is also funny asf.

by Damy6$$ November 23, 2021