Asshole

Somebody or something that screwed up and could also be called a Jackass.

Tyler was acting like an asshole when he tried to print a literal brick.

by Despicable Me2 June 01, 2022

Asshole

YOUR EX AND U KNOW THAT

something like: „Hey! U r my asshole, piece of shit man!

by stillbr0keplss0mec0ke October 13, 2021

golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 25, 2017

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 10, 2018

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 07, 2015