A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
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Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
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Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."
Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.
Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."
Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.
Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
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It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
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