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E-Way

An all encompassing term to define any & all gas stations/corner stores (711, Speedway, Circle K, etc.) where snacks, quick food items, and/or gas can be purchased. Furthermore, when procuring items from the E-Way, this process is called “Paying the E-Way Bill”
“Look I know it's 3am, but I want some snacks. You want to hit up the E-Way?”
by SunnySunset November 21, 2023
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Ash way

the cutest little spicy samosa ever

(>.<)
“wow have you seen that ash way, seems like the nicest spicy flavoursome samosa ever”
by badgirl69hehe April 22, 2021
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by the way

If you're rejected by Anna consider hooking up with her ex-boyfriend, Denver. Denver by the way is available. He goes both ways., loves AC/DC, and plays both teams.
by su3d3h3ad March 22, 2022
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Jax Leong Chee Wai

A mathematics teacher living in Singapore.

The absolute GOAT of all teachers, ever. Hater of magic, and also hates his students following him on Instagram.
Incredibly handsome.
"Mr Jax Leong Chee Wai, can you add me on Instagram?"
"In your dreams. sleep early tonight."
by Skibiditoile125 May 14, 2024
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Alamosa Way

A legendary act of filthy roadside debauchery carried out with complete disregard for hygiene, common sense, or the laws of man and nature. Born in the grungy parking lots of AutoZone and Harbor Freight, the Alamosa Way is what happens when passion meets pollution—and no one brought protection, pride, or even pants.

To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.

Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench

The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch

Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
She said she was into outdoorsy stuff… so I took her behind Harbor Freight and gave her the full Alamosa Way. She hasn’t spoken to me since, but the crows won’t leave my car alone.
by XSP8 July 7, 2025
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Fun way Friday

1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.

2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.

2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
by MrEddyT January 13, 2021
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