Fresh Eggs

When a man dips his testicles in hot wax to coat them for safety prior to anal.

Dude, Lauren and I are about to do butt stuff and I got some fresh eggs.

by Tonydanza867 August 17, 2022

Egg

An object that took over Instagram of early 2019, surpassing Kylie Jenner as the account with the most likes on a single post.

Have you liked the picture of the egg yet?

by BDSM GOD January 16, 2019

Egg Slicer

Egg Slicer ; is when you 'drop off' and it'smells so bad you couldn't feed it to a dog, big and bad.

Oh, my gosh, are you serious right now? You just dropped an egg Slicer.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?

John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.

by BLaM666 August 29, 2018

eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018

Eggs

Egyptian slang for the slang "bedan", which is slang for lame or annoying, it is derived from the pronunciation of the first part of the word "bedan" which is "beid" ,which translates to eggs in Arabic, so to be more discreet some people say "eggs".

"John is so eggs!"

"That girl from yesterday was eggs."

by Clorox_wipes September 7, 2022