Procrastinating Pizza

When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.

My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018

Pizza

The tomato sauce and cheese base for pepperoni and onions or really any topping of your choice excluding pineapple, of course. Pineapple does not belong on Pizza, this is my opinion, although there's really no other option so that means I'm right. SAY NO TO PINEAPPLE PIZZA!

{Only proceed reading with an Italian/New Jersey accent}
Ey Antonio! Where's the pizza? I didn't buy this joint for na-in (nothing)! Either ya tawss (toss) or I'm a have to get the big man to come in hea (here)! Ey Joey! Bring in the big guy !

by Princess Sparkles July 27, 2018

Pizza roll communism

When a group of friends or siblings insist on dividing up the pizza rolls equally

“Everyone gets five pizza rolls because in this house we practice pizza roll communism”

by Mr.marz May 29, 2021

Pizza Pie

Essentially a hoe. it's basically a double sliced pizza pie so you could come back to it if you put it down for an "hour"

This hoe really a pizza pie. She gets RAN thru

by V0808 January 26, 2021

Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.

Carpet pizza.

by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022

Black Pizza

When a person gets the cops called on them and somehow gets themselves arrested in seconds if not minutes.

Seeing people pull a black pizza on YouTube is entertaining as hell.

by YuOfTheNight March 18, 2024

Cheese Pizza

Code for ordering 14+ child at a pizza place, for a "pizza party," for younger they will request green or fried green tomatoes.

He was really hard for the pizza party he and his friends were preparing as he ordered 2 cheese pizzas.

by pornstitute August 14, 2025