Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.

I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.

by thir yeth thir February 7, 2024

Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.

The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!

by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023

Fifi sock

Rubber glove, preferably not used, usually lubed inside a tube sock for deep release especially in jail.

Bro don’t use my fifi sock again or else.

by Deepration April 10, 2023

red hot pink sock

When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.

He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!

by redhotpinksocklongwalkshortdoc April 15, 2023

Sock rule

The sock rule IS NOT REAL. You are gay if you do something gay. Just because you are wearing some comfy socks doesn't mean that you can't do anything gay!

Dillon: I just railed a dude.
Corey: Wait but isn't that gay tho?
Dillon: Nah man it's ok because I had socks on.
Corey: Bro stfu the socks rule isn't real.
Dillon: But the sock rule says that you can't be gay if you have socks on.
Corey: Fake news.

by Soggiest_biscuit April 19, 2023

Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.

Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.

by Seth Coker April 22, 2023

sock it

same as suck it
at least sounds like

3-6-9, damn, you fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time

by cuefaaa May 6, 2023