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The Money Slap 

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face with that hand.
Jason: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Kyle: "I called Justin Fat and that bastard gave me the money slap!"
Jason: "Damn i guess you wont be Talking shit about him no more"
The Money Slap by Pestonibel March 22, 2009
Related Words

oscar meyer slap

When a fat girl won't stop talking about how fat she is so you slap her with any variety of oscar meyer sandwich meat. Preferable extra-long hotdogs, and then proceed to say "even fat girls can suck weiners!"
When Martha was complaining about being fat, Richard did the oscar meyer slap to get that hoe to shutup.

dick slap 

Verb, transitive.

To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.
Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.

Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.
dick slap by Jour December 12, 2008

Styro-Slap 

A game in which players try to keep a styrofoam cup in the air. Mostly played by extremely bored teenagers.
Dude, we've got twenty minutes 'til class starts! Break out that cup and let's play some styro-slap!
Styro-Slap by A Bored Teenager February 13, 2007

Reverse Cum Slap

When a girl slaps a guy in the face with his own seamen.
Are you serious? Did you just reverse cum slap me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WHORE!

Opposite of cum slap
Reverse Cum Slap by PuntaCana March 13, 2010

bitch slap 

Open handed strike delivered to people of far inferior physical size or strength to show they are not worthy of the time it takes to bunch up a fist and hit hard when a simple slap will do.
bitch slap by Gumba Gumba February 17, 2006