Robert

When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless

When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!

by RNish August 22, 2022

Roberto isn’t real

A fact. Roberto isn’t real.

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!

by Anita-wita August 24, 2022

Robert

A guy who chipped his tooth and now everyone of his friends call him chip because it's funny.

Hey look, there goes Robert and his fucked up teeth!

by DarkTrollz August 25, 2022

Robert Downey Jr

The best looking man in all the multiverse’s.

A man all people would turn gay for is Robert Downey Jr

by P0tat0 human August 31, 2022

Robert x paul

Robert loves Paul so much

Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life

by Sandra’s lover 😋 September 2, 2022

Robert

Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.

Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.

by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022

Roger

Someone who is an everyday normal motherfucker who rides a GOAT

What can I say? I'm a Roger and I enjoy riding Goats

by SkyeDiamonds September 7, 2022