I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

by Scot August 9, 2004

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020

Four Finger Death Punch

When four fingers get vertically (plane style) inserted into your vagina.

Did you hear that Jenna got "four finger death punched" by her boyfriend last night?

by wordslanger2018 February 19, 2019

National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day

On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.

"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"

by haha2576 January 26, 2023

southern no fly zone donkey punch

having sex with a girl doggy style and then you pull out and put it in her butt, when she looks back you punch her in the face and then pull out again and put it in the woo hah again.

Man... I were humpin dis bitch and I bussed out a mad sick southern no fly zone donkey bunch on her ass

by Biggie and Bunnie November 29, 2004

i punch different strokes for different folks

meaning you do or say certain things for certain people

"some people walk, some people run, i punch different strokes for different folks"

by charlotte * June 20, 2006

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021