Matayus

Matayus, are some of the biggest cunts in the world, they’ll do anything to piss anyone off and aren’t funny.

Matayus’ is a massive geek. Matayus’ usually have a fetish for children under 12 and hide it from everyone (they try to).

Most of them have blonde eyes and blue eyes (Hitler’s Perfect People).

Matayus is a right cunt ain’t he?!

by AngryFetus45 November 16, 2021

Mathys

that one boy you meet and you’ll never forget , brown/dark straight hair , with a beautiful nose , a gorgeous hand and a beautiful eye’s make you fall in love forever , can hurt you unintentionally have a good and warm heart make you feel like home and have a #bigdick im pretty sure

wow you have a big dick like Mathys !

by oniisaa November 17, 2021

Martynas

Likes blonde girls, probably with names that starts with G, also, tall, likes play basketball, funny, good looking man

- hey, is that Martynas with the blonde blue-eyed girl?
- I think so, she’s his type.

by Chloepatrish November 20, 2021

Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT

Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo

by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021

matsyda

mat- syd -da
- a ship name with matsuda and Sydney.

-not being homophobic towards Sydney.

“My favorite ship is matsyda!!”
“I believe in matsyda rights!!”
“Can you say matsyda rights?”

by matsyda August 16, 2021

Matt

That kid sitting behind you in the car with a massive shlong and has the dankest of personality. He tends to lick his fingers when your not looking for good luck

Dude a Matt is behind me and I’m so hard right now? Yes I’m so hard right now!

by Rankingcock August 17, 2021

marty island

the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch

damn is that draco darian , nah its marty island

by anonymous August 24, 2021