Hat

When you have the girl in a 90 degree with there pussy on you head, and she sucking you penis

Man, that bitch had a decent hat!

by DirtyTommy April 22, 2019

hats off

When you feel comfortable enough around somebody that you would feel comfortable taking your/their condom (penis "hat") off during intercourse, as opposed to a circumstantial sexual encounter.

Jason: "I've been thinking... maybe it's time for hats off?"

Monica: "Yeah, you're clean, but your pull-out game better be on point!"

by not-a-furry November 30, 2024

Keira's hat

A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it

Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."

Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*

by Sailor boy December 2, 2021

Grey Hat

Someone who is a Faggot

That guy wearing a grey hat is a faggot.

by A man with a white hat March 12, 2025

fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Finger hat

It’s simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.

Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats

by Scayr3d July 28, 2021

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017