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flying squirrel 

you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!
"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."
flying squirrel by Laurabelleblue September 16, 2008
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Flying Nasty 

A wasp, bee or other flying insect that causes annoyance and potential injury.
I was stung by a flying nasty
Flying Nasty by Ben December 7, 2003

Flypaper 

Someone who attracts a certain group of people.
"I'm flypaper for freaks"
Flypaper by StrayKat July 31, 2012

Flying too close to the Sun 

Masturbating inside of a movie theater, originally in Old English it meant solely a pornographic theater but modern usage a lots for anything considered a theater even in the abstract.
Classic Example: Paul Rubens aka Pee Wee Herman was flying too close to the Sun and Gambi joined Is is
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram

flying v 

A sexual posistion consisting of two men and a woman.
The woman is suspended between the two men, with her legs spread outwards in a V shape (hence the name). One guy then takes her in the ass. The other up the front.
Both men hold on and jiggle her up and down.
Jeff: Fuck me, that flying V with jefilf was so phitt last night. I nearly creamed myself just thinkin about it.
J7X: I know man, i DID cream myself, all over her face.
Jeffilf: FLYING V ME WHORES

And the moral of this story is, jefilf is fit.
flying v by J7X November 26, 2006
Fly er ('flaI r)

pl. Flyers
n. (1) A pamphlet. An informational single page leaflet advertising an event or a business. Can be spelt flyer or flier.

(2) A girl or a group of girls. It's more commonly a name that girls use to refer to their, "girlfriends." The word usually implies the girl(s) being referred to as happy, bouncy and/or full of life. When used in this context, the spelling is always the former. The word is derived from the female name for a kangaroo. The masculine version for this is Boomer.
(1) A man was standing outside the door of the pub handing out flyers.

(2) Maggie and her flyers came to the party to have a good time.
Flyer by Noxdagr June 23, 2010

Flying Squirrel 

Sexual act where a man is engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position and shifts his weight on top of his partner, while keeping his penis inserted, to the point of where he is balancing on top of her with arms and legs out-stretched (not touching the ground or holding on to anything) but is still able to pump.
Man, that guy in the porno pulled a flying squirrel!
Flying Squirrel by MJizzelness August 13, 2010