dongbongles

adjective, Slang.

Something crazy, messed-up or a situation full of problems.

Person 1: "What are we gonna do? This is seriously messed up."
Person 2: "It's straight-up dongbongles, is what it is."

by afonsomais July 19, 2024

Dongeloid

A term to describe a man who says their penis is bigger than it actually is

Mark: “oooh yeah man im packing like uhhhh.. 14 inches.”
Chris: “whatever you say, dongeloid.”

by SpicyNuggets16 September 17, 2023

Dongle

'...a dongle. That's a guy that is sent out to do some things to see how the other side is going to react or get under their skin.'

'It makes no sense and the only sense that can be derived from it is that Oswald is playing the role of a dongle.'

by PuhnDawg September 30, 2023

dongiovanni

Dongiovanni is the type of guy you think is homo.

X: Damn they’re homo
Y: Onee of them is prolly Dongiovanni

by saffooooo October 30, 2023

Donged

A past tense verb used to describe an interaction between a penis and something, or someone else.

Man 1: "I was so drunk last night, I took a piss off a bridge but used the hand rail to hold my dick."
Man 2: "I wonder how many people today have touched that bridge you donged."

by Qasiel December 22, 2023

donglasdinglasfonglefingle

Shortened version of "Dont Glass The Thin Glass, fongle fingle!"
fongle fingle referring to "fool"
If it doesn't make sense, it doesn't have to. The first glass can be replaced by "walk" or anything else appropriate for the situation.

Jim: You are trash at playing Robot Wars 3:Deluxe edition
Marine: Hey, donglasdinglasfonglefingle!

by tronkusmonkus December 30, 2023

Donglefuck Brainshit Zeedong

A really weird person who watches Paul Blart - Mall Cop 5 times on Sunday 3, 2009 December.

That dude is a Donglefuck Brainshit Zeedong!

by paulblartzeedong January 7, 2024