Dirty Rowan

When a someone eats pussy so good the girl squirts on their face

"Ouhhh, you're- g-"
*squirts*
"Did I just give you a Dirty Rowan?"
"I-"

by heatehr November 3, 2020

Dirty Montana

Occurs when a woman puts a large amount of cocaine in her asshole during sex, then farts on a man's face, leaving a cocaine-fecal matter residue on his face. Named "Montana" for the character Tony Montana of the Movie Scarface.

Friend 1: You know that guy Jim?
Friend 2: Yeah, the one that does a ton of coke?
Friend 1: The very same. I heard that he made a prostitute give him a dirty montana last week.

by Swag Me the Fuck Out November 28, 2011

Dirty Aiden

Fucking an animal to the point your sperm comes out of its eyes while sitting on a dragon dildo.

Eww, that guy is doing the Dirty Aiden 24/7.

by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022

Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.

As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.

by Melanoma April 4, 2010

Dirty Lobo

When you are fucking a girl lobo ("doggy") style, and it is time to shoot off something proper into her, instead of showing her you "o" face and groaning like a little bitch, you start howling like a lobo and smacking her on the ass.

What a move by Williams. He started her off with a Dirty Lobo and transitioned beautifully into a Tony Danza.

by The Lobo December 29, 2007

Dirty Howie

When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.

"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."

by Sergeant Scumbagg March 16, 2008