college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023

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lakewood college

lakewood college is da best pixel establishment on da block! discord.gg/lakewood mhmhmhmhm it is ran by lord haley. and u should all come along mhmhmhmhmh. written by jassy x

omg lakewood college session is on let’s go yall!

by jassy x May 7, 2023

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Kildare College

if you go to Kildare you are 10000% fat and ugly. the most feral private school in Adelaide. The fees basically make it a public school. The uniform colours look like Christmas.

I go to Kildare College!
So you are fat and ugly and gay and transgender and bisexual????

by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

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Sophomore in College

Sophomore in College is used to call people Gay, Black, and Dumb all in one and is very insensitive and rude.

That dude over there is such a Sophomore in College.

by salamoander May 14, 2023

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Lurgan College

Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.

Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."

by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023

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College

a secondary term for the words "prison" or "jail"

Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members

Jon: "Hey Ricky how was College?"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"

by hischransen August 28, 2023

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