college clout

Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.

Ani Chaglasian and Arin Parsa are looking for college clout. They are college clout chasers.

by crudmonkey February 13, 2025

College Grade Intelligence

A psuedo-intellectual person who thinks their degree gives them a higher level of ability or social status.

They will often look down on people without a degree (or those who don't declare their degree) even though their distinct lack of experience leads then to make more mistakes than any person they consider below them.

See "man child" or "bad boss"

That project failed, huh?

Yeah, Jill's college grade intelligence messed everything up again.

by DickieBradstreet February 28, 2025

College football 25

The best game to come out of 2024

Jefferson Delva sucks at College football 25

by dumpster42 March 15, 2025

college

this place that challenges you to use a library more. But sad thing you have to "keep it up"

college is the best preliminary to your romantic life

by Virgos Child March 21, 2025

college casual

The attire of college students who dress in athletic wear, sweatpants, sweatshirt, leggings, and pajama like clothing.

The student's all dressed in college casual attire.

by user869284 April 22, 2025

college

a place where you fall in love with the library again. Can really be a stronghold support for your love life later. Applying for it is very frustrating you have to sort of endure the most annoying waking up hours

college is a great way to get you part of the team that will make you so happy later.

by temple girl April 25, 2025

College

It’s a place where you pay a bunch of money, and spend a lot of time doing coursework, in order to get a piece of paper called a degree. This piece of paper tells your employer that you had the motivation to get up in the morning, take notes, and go through exams or presentations. Most of the time, unless you’re studying engineering or something, you’re not going to be using the knowledge that you learned in the workplace. It’s also quite expensive, if you live in the United States.

College can be either the greatest 4-5 years of your life, or the loneliest.

by This is my handle okay July 9, 2025