Chris' Law 

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

Chris' Law by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012

Chris West 

An intellectual-bad ass that goes to a trade school that is a redneck school, but still has a little city in him. he spends his winters snowmobiling and his summers playing baseball and bmxing

-that was an epic chris west move

Chris West by xWESTxENDxKIDx78895x March 21, 2012

Chris & Drew 

When two people feel such and extreme amount of love for one another their love is compared to the love of Chris and Drew, this love will be eternal, this is a love that you would feel for a mother or daughter (just a lot more intense) or even the love for a pet cave man.

WoW I've never seen people so happy together, oh yeah, that's Chris & Drew

Chris & Drew by ILoVeYeWbAbY October 19, 2012

Chris Browned 

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.

"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"

Chris Browned by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013

Chris W. R. 

Chris is a very loving and sweet man who wants nothing in life but to make others happy. Chris W. R. is someone who will sacrifice almost anything to make you smile and a great friend that I couldn't live without.

Chris W. R. is a sweetheart.

Chris W. R. by Ms. Michigan March 8, 2013

chris of robinson 

most likely a big pussy who is scared of women, hates to spend money, and works very little at a shitty part time job. usually has a small penis or an innie. (penis that goes inside the stomach when standing up)

youre just like chris of robinson

chris of robinson by halfbackednig99a March 31, 2013

chris mansell 

This man is a metrosexual that i still unsure of his sexuality, he also would rather spend time cutting than bulking and regularly staves himself to achieve this!
He constantly scouts out 'good light' and loves to strip off when the time is right! He is addicted to coffee as an alternative to any food!

You are a Chris Mansell! What a loser!

chris mansell by Kayaker January 8, 2014