Cali

The prettiest and sweetest girl you will ever meet and you will never want to let her go

Cali is the sweetest girl I’ve ever meet

by The hell bender bitch July 13, 2018

cali498

Short for Cali for n i a.

That boy Cutti calls himself mr cali498

by Cutti498 July 22, 2018

Calibrag

Intentionally, or unintentionally (or even passive aggressively) talking about California in such a way that either clearly states or otherwise implies that life in California is somehow better to living somewhere else. Typically, Calibragging will be in the context of weather and sunshine, for example.

1: Living out here I can't imagine a pool closing for the year at a certain point.
2: Yeah that must be nice...I was thinking the other day how funny it is to be out here all hot and sunny, enjoying a swim, and in 6 months the pool will close, icy, cold, prob has snow on it...
1: I didn't mean to Calibrag!

by ptrizzle2018 July 27, 2018

cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018

Calico Bass

An fish that is always too short to take home.

If you’re lucky enough to get a Calico Bass 14 inches it’ll be a pretty tasty meal.

by blabpth July 29, 2018

calianna jean briner

FUCKING PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Has an amazing personality. Caliannas are usually slim thicc. Mainly brunette and get all the cute and ugly guys. Guys usually try to hook up with a calianna. If you are a calianna don’t do lipsi and give out ur link ur phone will EXPLODE. You will love a calianna when you find her. And like the vocabulary word HOE.

Is that a calianna? I wish she was mine she’s hot and fucking perfect!

A calianna jean briner: is always perfect and slim thicc what do you expect they also usually have perfect personalities.

by Jayde_horses October 9, 2018

Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018