fuck nuts

A term used to curse something when it doesn't go your way. For examply when playing a computer game, missing a bus or train, having traffic lights turn red as you approach.

The term originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND).

Commonly used by the folk of the Alnmouth Road Area.

"Hey, watch that light, it just turned red"
"Fuck Nuts"

by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

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bust a nut

let a white substance explode from the penis through a vigourous hand motion

Damn homie, that muthafucka is bustin his nut in the bathroom.......

by ginder July 17, 2003

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deez nuts

It's a term used to piss people off or it could be used as in your face sort of way

Guy;did you talk to them
Girl;talk to who
Guy;you know, that guy
Girl; who
Guy;deeeeeeez nuts

by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

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numb nuts

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

by drgn76 October 14, 2010

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ash a nut

v. to jerk off into an ashtray
action. while a girl is giving you head and you're smoking a cigarette, tilt her head back and drop the cigarette in her mouth and then bust a nut in it

"Yo, Bobby is going to ash a nut into that Campus Smoker's Center!!"

by 2 Cool Guys and Some Bitch September 25, 2007

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Nut Roast

The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.

Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!

That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!

by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011

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