fuck nuts

A term used to curse something when it doesn't go your way. For examply when playing a computer game, missing a bus or train, having traffic lights turn red as you approach.

The term originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND).

Commonly used by the folk of the Alnmouth Road Area.

"Hey, watch that light, it just turned red"
"Fuck Nuts"

by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

bust a nut

let a white substance explode from the penis through a vigourous hand motion

Damn homie, that muthafucka is bustin his nut in the bathroom.......

by ginder July 17, 2003

deez nuts

It's a term used to piss people off or it could be used as in your face sort of way

Guy;did you talk to them
Girl;talk to who
Guy;you know, that guy
Girl; who
Guy;deeeeeeez nuts

by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

numb nuts

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

by drgn76 October 14, 2010

Chocolate Nuts

In order to give a "chocolate nuts" a man must take a shit on their partners chest and puts his balls/testicles into the crap. Then has his partner lick and suck off the poo.

My girlfriend was pretty hungry so I went ahead and fed her some "chocolate nuts".

Dude, that african chick looks hungry, maybe she wants some "chocolate nuts".

by ald;jfdlfnadjflaubfuryui May 19, 2009

Nut Roast

The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.

Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!

That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!

by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011

allergic to nuts

1. slang for a lesbian or a straight guy

2. a bad, common allergy

1. damn, that girl didn't try to pick up a single guy tonight. She must be allergic to nuts.

2. my dad is allergic to nuts, in both ways.

by dopeonarope August 29, 2006