fuck nuts

A term used to curse something when it doesn't go your way. For examply when playing a computer game, missing a bus or train, having traffic lights turn red as you approach.

The term originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND).

Commonly used by the folk of the Alnmouth Road Area.

"Hey, watch that light, it just turned red"
"Fuck Nuts"

by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

bust a nut

let a white substance explode from the penis through a vigourous hand motion

Damn homie, that muthafucka is bustin his nut in the bathroom.......

by ginder July 17, 2003

deez nuts

It's a term used to piss people off or it could be used as in your face sort of way

Guy;did you talk to them
Girl;talk to who
Guy;you know, that guy
Girl; who
Guy;deeeeeeez nuts

by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

numb nuts

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

by drgn76 October 14, 2010

mixed nuts

The people inside of an insane asylum. This is so because you have schizos, retards, crazies, loonies, multividuals, lunatics, and just plain fuckered up sorry-ass mofos.

After intensive phyciatric evaluation, it was determined that Mark needed to be thrown into the can of mixed nuts.

by Rob B. from Canada November 10, 2008

allergic to nuts

1. slang for a lesbian or a straight guy

2. a bad, common allergy

1. damn, that girl didn't try to pick up a single guy tonight. She must be allergic to nuts.

2. my dad is allergic to nuts, in both ways.

by dopeonarope August 29, 2006

Nut-patch

The common name given to the territorial area of a squirrel, where he/she forages for nuts.

Look at that squirrel dicking about on his Nut-patch

by tarrat March 5, 2011