muffin

code word for sex

man: damn i had a good muffin last night with this blonde.

by bookbinder1738 April 01, 2020

Muffin

Pansexual trans

Yeah, Muffin is pansexual

by Bakersboi January 21, 2024

Muffin

The "babydaddy" of the cupcake.
When the unicorn and muffin have sex..the cupcake is made.
The only being worthy of even seeing a unicorn.

john:"hey where'd you get that cupcake?"
jake:"a unicorn and muffin made it"

by B00tz June 18, 2010

muffin

muffin is the greatest person you will ever meet,kind funny and friendly. the best friend you will ever have and will keep you safe

muffin is great i want to be their best friend!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

muffin

the most adorable existence and great best friend, funny, smort and friendly. will keep you safe and is the best friend you could ever have

man,i wanna be best friends with muffin!!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

Muffin

used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really

T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee

by pimpcracker June 09, 2010

muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.

see that guy over there? he’s a total muffin.

by rose :p December 09, 2023