Muffin Mammal

A dude that don't get good food.

I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal

by Bleebloop69blazeit January 20, 2018

Stud Muffin

A man who is intended to hang around with a lesbian couple, often bakers. He also is particularly muscular and sexually active.

George is a stud muffin, and works with the cakeslags.

by Joe diddy March 31, 2025

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016

Muffin

muffin is officially a curse word.

Shut the muffin up"
is equivalent to

"Shut the f*ck up"

by KylitoHere August 29, 2021

Brain Muffin

A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)

I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.

by Headcircus August 23, 2016

guilt muffin

When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.

Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.

by Dack Attack June 14, 2016

cubby muffin

The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw

I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT

by El gemelo October 7, 2013