money

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.

Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!

3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021

Money Moves

An Action Some one Does That Has the Person Think About Him/Her For The Rest Of The day

Want to go on a date “Money Moves”

by Urban dictionary of California November 7, 2020

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024

stroking the money train

Coaxing money out of people.

Ashley: Let’s get this money train going.

Sam: There she goes stroking the money train!

by yelhsasiehttseb February 14, 2021

Chip Money

Wages so low they’re hardly worth going to work for

Pun on “sh*t money”

I’m leaving this job since it’s stinking chip money

by sabzwin March 20, 2021

Mud money

The money you make while pouring a flat ass slab.

I’m finna make this mud money at Milis flatwork.

by Jess@milis August 3, 2019

gas money

road head; oral payments for a guy picking someone up and driving them around and not wanting monetary compensation.

1. Jessica gave Jeff some gas money, as a thank you for taking her to the party. 2. I'll give you gas money if you pick me up.

by Hamlet Lynn October 16, 2020