Fat Chick 

What the world needs less of.

"Dont you hate it when fat chicks ask you out?" -Everyone

Fat Chick by Codename: L November 5, 2006

fat on the couch 

Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.

Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.

1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.

2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.

fat on the couch by D Clem November 1, 2005

fat people

one word: americans

When I went to Seattle I was shocked at how fat people were.

fat people by Proud To Be Canadian January 27, 2010

fat joe 

pig lookin motherfucker that doesnt write his own lyrics and takes after big pun his "dad" very fat too.. breathes before he says lean back

rapper that is funny to watch his videos

fat joe by big banks April 7, 2005

fat chick 

they need love too
they just have to pay for it

how i payed my way through college. (fucking fat chicks for money)

fat chick by salimis December 28, 2005

fat finger 

reference by apple tech support when users of an iPhone can not use the keyboard to type in phone numbers or passwords correctly. to make light of the small keyboard being the problem.

yeah i fat fingered a lot the first month i had my phone.

fat finger by stempy September 20, 2010

fat turd 

This is what you call a over weight piece of shit of a person. Someone who is in and out of employment, lives at home with his parents, and eats like a hippo, and wants to get sloppy drunk everyday of the week.

Male #1: Hey what are you doing today?

Fat turd: Nothing goin to watch tv all day, probably going to go get some fast food. What are you doin later?

Male #1: I'm probably going to go work out

Fat turd: For what... you tryin to go to the bar

Male#1: Nah it's Monday night, i've gotta get up early for work tomorrow.

Fat turd: So what

fat turd by Waldorf4life April 28, 2006