melt-banana 

A "noisecore" band founded in 1992. Their discography includes 8 full length albums and 23 EPs. Members include Onuki Yasuko (also known as Yasuko O. or just Yako), Agata Ichirou, Rika mm' and later on Toshiaki Sudoh. Many people enjoy the almost random and spontaneous sound effects from their instruments.

Mark: Wow, this band rocks! It's so weird, but in a good way!
Kim: Yeah, I know. Melt-banana's really awesome.

melt-banana by Swid June 11, 2006

poach the banana flower 

To have intercourse with a local woman of an exotic region who currently is in a relationship.

Let's go down to the Bahamas and poach the banana flower.

poach the banana flower by B-Bhask July 31, 2007

no banana left behind program 

When you are playing donkey kong and you only have one life, you resort to getting every banana possible.

Shit were gonna have to start the no banana left behind program.

no banana left behind program by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

Condom Banana 

1. A banana with a condom on it.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.

2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.

Person 1: Hey man,mind if I have some condoms? I'm going to fuck my girlfriend tonight.

Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.

Person 1:...What in the fuck....

Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.

Condom Banana by The Educator. September 27, 2013

dirty banana 

A blended alcoholic beverage comprised of rum, banana puree and ice. The dirty banana was 1st concocted by Carnival Cruise Lines.

David Hasselhof drank so many dirty bananas he made love to Ozzy Osbourn instead Sharon after the taping of America's Got Talent. Of course Ozzy was so krunk he loved it too.

dirty banana by Rip Fritzer May 25, 2010

heterosexual banana

1- A banana that is straight rather than curved

2- A straight asian guy with a giant dick

Person #1: Guess what? I had a heterosexual banana this morning?

Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?

heterosexual banana by Lanzerr September 19, 2009

Montana Banana 

When dealt any 9 - 2 unsuited for your first 2 down cards in Texas Hold 'em You'll have a better chance of finding a banana tree in Montana then winning a pot with 9 - 2 offsuit in Texas Hold 'em

A Montana Banana is when for your first two cards dealt in the Hole are 9 - 2 unsuited in Texas Hold 'em

Montana Banana by crazysven July 21, 2010