November 5

National true feelings day, you are not allowed to fake a smile like you always do you have to show your true feelings

Guy: how are you Brian?
Brian: good 🙂
Guy: it’s November 5th how do you really feel
Brian: my life sucks!!!

by Dick good for my mouth November 4, 2020

Family 5 Stack

Where a family of 5 is having a 5some in a stack.

Yo Robbie, Isaac invited us to a family 5 stack tonight

by anonymous November 6, 2020

The 5-4

To aggressively high five ones forehead.

Jeremy gave Franky the 5-4. Franky now stutters

by Adam Mr.Blisters November 8, 2020

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Do your work

im so bored i wrote 1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{89)0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_ in urban dictionary

by LittleFalcon September 30, 2020

Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

5 cups salad

a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.

im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either

person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it

person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

5 doller sucky sucky

sex is zoo

5 doller sucky sucky is zoo

by aasadsfff September 12, 2017