Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.

Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.

by Eastong7@gmail.com November 16, 2018

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Squab donkey

When you are banging your girl so hard she squirts everywhere but then suddenly poops as well. Becoming a Squab Donkey

Ended up a nasty mess because my chick totally squab donkeys

by Running hatchet December 7, 2018

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donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine

I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!

by Donkeyer July 30, 2017

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liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.

Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.

by Yungchiefswag July 30, 2017

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