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Wet Flip Flop

A shoe that has been jizzed in without the owners knowledge and the owner proceeds to walk around in the shoe.
As a prank the Dave gave Alex a wet flip flop that he walked in for the rest of the day
by wolf pack party September 12, 2010
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Extreme Wet Willy

Wet willies righteously delivered by Spiderman, typically using his famous hand signal that also enables him to shoot webs from his wrist.
Ricardo: WHOA! Was that Spiderman! He just gave me an Extreme Wet Willy!

Mitch: Well duh. It is Sunday.
by PsychoBagofCheetos April 27, 2010
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Wet Muffin Party

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to jerkoff on a muffin, the last one to blow his wad has to eat the muffin
The guys were bored so they threw a wet muffin party.
by Beefiwiw October 19, 2003
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wet the baby's head

The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.

The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.
Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.
by Phil Bool September 27, 2006
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wet turtle soup

Example: Stacie came to school with wet turtle soup.
by Kochmaster December 10, 2013
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American Wet Dream

Blonde, great smile, big breasts, firm ass, 18 years old and great at blowjobs. Truly the pinnacle of beauty in the Land of the Free.
In the pursuit of happiness, one always strives to attain the American Wet Dream.
by HaydenPennyfeather March 3, 2011
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Hungarian wet willie

When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.
by Cummy worm December 20, 2010
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