Harry Shaw (shawzie)

A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!

A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s

Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures

Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”

Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”

Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”

by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is the best book series ever created. Some people criticize the books, saying that it is a childrens book. But its not. Harry Potter has a complex plot with complex characters who do have flaws. If you read Harry Potter you will not become a nerd. You will just become a fan of a book series that is loved by people all over the world.

Harry Potter is god.

by Pseudonymunus Botch April 24, 2019

Harry

slang used for someone who is being a royal pain in the backside.

"why is Joe being such a Harry?"

by hostis_72 May 10, 2023

Harry Kane

The act of Jizzing on somebody's walking stick.

The crippled woman down the road likes her husband to give her a Harry Kane.

by CuggyMunt May 25, 2023

liv harris

liv is a very well known person, random, yet quite attractive boys (usually lads) walk past in the street yelling her name to get her attention

everybody has the hots for this chick
she sould pash jacob elordi dat man is horny shit

but apart from that all the boys love her this girl has a deep dark secret.... she is not a girl.... nor a man..... she is......

a hermafradite

datz right boiz she has a dick

oi, you're liv harris

by sexytime with borats sister May 9, 2011

Harry thomas

Bossy cunt, doesn’t accept anything that’s his fault as his fault.

Jim : yo that was your fault we died in fortnite.
Kevin : stop being a Harry Thomas

by Standardized penis May 10, 2018

Harry noodles

When ur noodles are old and become harry

“Bro how were your noodles”
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro”

by Tee hehe August 1, 2019