by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 12, 2020
Get the Hot Egg & Cheesemug. The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.
by AnakinShrine May 22, 2024
Get the Zezos eggmug. by John S. Mith October 17, 2008
Get the Egg Donutmug. Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.
I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.
I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.
I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.
I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.
by TheBaker23 May 14, 2011
Get the pepper your eggsmug. Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021
Get the Dippy Dippy egg manmug. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
Get the Egg McMuffinmug. When Tina calls for overtime with a zero percent chance of rain and charges the black employees double for eggs
Oh shit! It’s sunny out, better bother the higher up because we got an egg event on our hands. I hope Euclides is there the light bill is due.
by HackAttack8 July 4, 2024
Get the egg eventmug.