When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,
by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020
Get the Hat fishingmug. by cxp1d January 4, 2025
Get the Magenta Hat Hackermug. A way to say that one is "high" from Marijuana. For example you could, "wear a hat" (In the current state of being "high") or "put on a hat" (referring to the action of getting "high"). It is a way to tell somebody that you or someone else is "high" without being to obvious.
Kyle: "Hey man, you tryna watch Intersteller?"
Jordan: "Hold up, lemme put on a Hat first."
Or
"Yo, just so you know, I'm wearing a Hat."
Jordan: "Hold up, lemme put on a Hat first."
Or
"Yo, just so you know, I'm wearing a Hat."
by Spazzzr September 21, 2021
Get the Hatmug. When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020
Get the Barfed In My Hatmug. A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Get the Red Maga Hatmug. by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
Get the Won-Ton Cowboy Hatmug. A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.
On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.
A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.
A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.
A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.
A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
by Geordie6 June 16, 2024
Get the swiss hat trickmug.