Hat

It is a hat, you put it on your head.

Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."

by Baron von wimmerschnitzel January 30, 2023

Tin Foil Hat Brigade

A person who wears a tin foil hat that is made from one or more sheets of aluminium foil, or a piece of conventional headgear lined with foil, often worn in the belief or hope that it shields the brain from threats such as electromagnetic fields, mind control, and aliens.

Johnny thinks aliens helped build the pyramids, guess he's a member of the tin foil hat brigade.

by Snake Master April 19, 2022

Trash-hat

When something is so terribly shitty that it just makes sense to combine the words trash and ass hat together

God these roads are so trash-hat, you can barely drive on them

by In wise person once said April 23, 2023

Trash-hat

When something is so absolutely terrible that you have to combine trash and ass-hat

God these roads are so trash-hat you can hardly drive on them.

by April 23, 2023

cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023