I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.

"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Not Talking To Kai Syndrome

u are unable to talk to Kai (me) for a long period of time which results in u being cranky,emotional,distressed, anxious and just flat out depressed. This syndrome will not leave your body untill you send Kai a pic of your Calcium cannons when you get home.

Angeli is going to suffer through Not Talking To Kai Syndrome during that camping trip

by DefinetelyNotKai July 10, 2023

Orthopedic pillow talking

When somebody talking soft about someone to another group of people

I swear earl is orthopedic pillow talking about everybody

by Fatherfather May 23, 2018

Talking shit

When someone is talking bad to you

Areyon is a bitch ass boi that sucks dick for Kendrick Lamar albums I’m always talking shit about him

by Blueface baby February 19, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Forward-talking

When your parents talk to you, but if you try to respond they yell at you for back-talking them.

Mom: That’s it you’re grounded!
You: but I didn’t do anything-
Mom: Don’t back talk me!!
You: It wouldn’t be back talking if you didn’t start forward-talking to me first

Friend 1: dude what happened?
Friend 2: My mom was forward-talking to me yesterday and she smacked me for trying to respond
Friend 1: yikes

by SapphicAsh July 13, 2021

Small Talk

This just proves you're an NPC in this world. Just walking about what everyone already knows

1: Why do you say you're an NPC?
2: from all the small talk I do.
1: What do you mean?
2: well, for starters, I used to be an adventurer like you, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee
(a Skyrim reference)

by UncleRody April 13, 2022