The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.
“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”
by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023
Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.
by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022
when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
by jren June 12, 2012
A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot
by Dipshit douglas December 22, 2022
Oh shit, that’s French Cartier.
by Slam that bih June 14, 2018
When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.
by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018
a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted
by bluebear July 30, 2024