"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."
by Rusty2015 July 24, 2015
by Rusty Sally May 04, 2020
You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.
"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"
by rustybanana March 29, 2016
The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.
by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019
What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.
Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
by temnorepice July 19, 2015
Is when girls named Jamie take 2 dicks in the rear end with a loaded rectum. Preferably after eating.
by Jamiedontsuckit June 20, 2014
"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"
by TheWalrus2005 September 03, 2020